Haha, I swear. Crawl oozes Karma. I create a new character, a vampire chaos knight of Lugonu. Those start in the abyss. So I go ahead and stroll around the abyss in hopes of finding something. I know I shouldn't be there yet. So after a few steps, I get onehit.
So I start again, stroll again. Onehit. I start another time and stumble across a +5/+4 Sabre, grab it and immediately depart the Abyss via the Ability. I laugh my ass off, go to engage the next enemy which just happens to be a snake which poisons me. I died. I stopped laughing and started swearing. :|