Here is my list of random chitchat from humanoids (for variety, I always string two random lines together, resulting in stuff like: "Take only salt and water as food. I am looking to see where you throw up." (almost makes sense) and: "Where are the fish? Very well." (utter hogwash)) For taunting and hostile speech, I'd probably lift some lines from Shakespeare ("Draw blank, you rascal!") and Rabelais ("I'll make you skin the fox!"). Anyway, I've no list of hostile speech bubbles compiled yet, so I submit this one instead:
"every day I want to get on my camel and ride!",
"nothing is funnier than unhappiness.",
"You're new here, aren't you?",
"I am running for prime minister!",
"(weeps with gratitude to God for not making me hideous as a toad.)",
"I'd rather not!",
"it is for the best ...",
"I am going to sow salt.",
"I have thought of the same thing, too.",
"it is better that they speak ill of me on an empty stomach than on a full one.",
"the wound has healed, but the pain of harsh words still remains.",
"if I had one and got two more, I should have three.",
"I must run through the village a couple times more.",
"in the morning I take a drink of rum and afterwards four or five little drinks.",
"so am I; let's have a drink.",
"I appeal!",
"you soon will see ...",
"what is the life of man?",
"pure butter!",
"now the devil has him.",
"did I say that?",
"fat or lean, here he is!",
"don't eat too greedily.",
"cannibalism is out of vogue.",
"pay your old debts.",
"I can't hear you.",
"he has performed no new miracles.",
"I've performed some new miracles since last.",
"clothes are being auctioned off in Hell.",
"that is a lie.",
"I have no time to lie today.",
"the sea has burned up.",
"and many fried fishes.",
"boo!",
"how fat you are!",
"I ate the porridge, the bowl, and the ladle.",
"good morning.",
"why are you up so early?",
"the fat cat.",
"we three.",
"for gold.",
"that's right.",
"ah, me.",
"did you know?",
"yes.",
"no.",
"very well.",
"i went out to get a breath of air.",
"shall we fall, or shall we not?",
"don't you know the custom?",
"sell my golden teeth and pay me a decent burial.",
"I shall soon be a hundred years old.",
"I have seen the forest grow up three times.",
"ho, ho, ho! My Daddy's come!",
"if a long beard indicates sanctity, the goat is a saint.",
"just wait till I get fat.",
"it is now too late to think of God.",
"why do you glare so?",
"I am looking to see where you throw up.",
"whoever would tell the truth now, is likely to have his head smashed.",
"what is the sense in that?",
"I am just thinking, that on earth there are more crooked trees than straight ones ... more hills than plains ... more water than land ...",
"I have no care.",
"what is the difference between you and an ass?",
"what is the difference between you and a cushion?",
"thank you.",
"maybe.",
"never wager more than a groat.",
"never greet anyone.",
"always wear new shoes.",
"have a black look.",
"have a nice day.",
"bite the ear.",
"bite the hand that feeds you.",
"if you have to go to a prostitute, go early in the morning.",
"when you go to the market, eat your breakfast first.",
"never plant a thorny tree.",
"a mother should always check and never forgive.",
"a father should never check and always forgive.",
"take only salt and water as food.",
"not too long and not too short.",
"so don't draw your sword against the innocent.",
"do not make a horse run down hill.",
"don't be too greedy in making a trade.",
"don't keep bad company.",
"move stool before sitting on it.",
"when in a strange place, look around you.",
"he will even claim that I am wearing his coat.",
"do not travel without money.",
"don't require honor from a strange country.",
"the wolves are coming!",
"return my ass, I shall return your money.",
"it is dog's dung.",
"thank God they weren't peaches!",
"I sold them as they run; and they're running.",
"Get out of my tobacco!",
"drink up the river, you shall then have fish.",
"all the fishes are mine!",
"come back tomorrow.",
"those others did it!",
"never mind the fly, guard against the cow.",
"what a course bundle of flax.",
"and they cut one ear off!",
"and they gave him a box on the ear.",
"consumatus es.",
"that patch is mine.",
"those are the dirty clothes I've been washing.",
"soak me in the pond, so that I will be juicy.",
"do your worst, only don't throw me over the fence.",
"don't eat your nephews.",
"have you seen such a one?",
"get the stick.",
"show me how.",
"peace!",
"I don't believe you have a gold coin.",
"that is the first.",
"who are you?",
"I am a miserable hog.",
"my father stole the priest's cow.",
"I will do nothing of the kind.",
"bear the ordeal in peace.",
"hit them if they wander.",
"had you denied it, I would have killed you.",
"the dogs have not heard of the new law.",
"shoot any thief who comes!",
"I have poor eyesight.",
"you take one and I'll manage the rest.",
"dogs are chasing you.",
"is the big cat still living?",
"why not the whole forest?",
"now you do the same thing.",
"surely you jest.",
"a country not examined in disguise will always be ruined.",
"shall I throw this fellow down stairs?",
"all of these are mine.",
"poor crabs!",
"alas, poor Jorick.",
"do not trust the over-holy.",
"fame is more enduring than life.",
"my mother was a throughbred horse.",
"my father was a miserable ass.",
"may the devil take me.",
"devil whet my scythe!",
"if you wish to hang yourself, yonder tree seems fitting.",
"may your bread turn to stones!",
"may you always be eating!",
"I have already waited for you here three days.",
"do not act when angry.",
"whoever eats this mushroom.",
"that's the one I'll marry!",
"what is this, a log?",
"do not prolong a friendly visit.",
"consider the end.",
"a poor slobbering fellow.",
"in a moment I should have confessed all.",
"every step will remind you of your virtue.",
"I won't need money then, but I could use some now.",
"pay me back when you become arch bishop.",
"you are mine, and I am yours.",
"where are the fish?",
"what fish?",
"pound him well.",
"I am a terrible sinner.",
"I intend to go there myself as soon as I get well again.",
"I'd take a camel over a horse any day.",
"what is whiter than a swan?",
"what is swifter than a bird, the wind or lightning?",
"what is the sweetest song?",
"what is best?",
"what is softest?",
"what is dearer than gold?",
"monsters, eh?",
"no need to worry about my hygiene.",
"I bathed this morning, and used enough cologne for a horse.",
"I should be running this place!",
"is that so?",
"you rascal!",
"draw blank!",
"I'll make you skin the fox!",
"that's what you think.",
"what, then, is life?",
"I grant you that.",
"a mother's kiss.",
"what is the hardest thing to hold?",
"a snake by the tail.",
"a wolf by the eyebrows.",
"what is the best fowl?",
"a goose.",
"what is the hardest to skin?",
"the male member.",
"who are the best painters?",
"women!",
"men!",
"what is the best time to eat?",
"a bald-headed daughter!",
"a wood-pecker.",
"also: a tin tear drop.",
"that was the second.",
"zounds!",
"ring it, swing it!",
"break the janglers, make fire flies!",
"it will break its neck.",
"now there's a nice surprise.",
"I'd forgotten I even had one.",
"the stupefaction of the penis ...",
"but first: breakfast.",
"what's for lunch?",
"what is softest for wiping you arse?",
"a mailed gauntlet.",
"a barrister's wig.",
"a downy goose.",
"a woman's handkerchief.",
"about five o'clock, when you start broiling things for dinner.",
"is that what you heard?",
"I have no time to lie today!",
"I dreamt I found a treasure, and marked the spot with my excrements."
As always,
Minotauros
