What are russians planning?

[AgingMinotaur]

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[Krice]

Today I went to shop (do you say "went to shop"?) and I'm driving bicycle, because I don't have a car. When I got there I saw three russians outside, eating ice cream near the bicycle stand. The way things work in small villages of Finland is that you never lock your bike, there is no reason to do that. Nothing ever is stolen, you could leave anything anywhere. Unless of course some foreigners happen to catch your bike like polish people who according to my theory are actually aliens from outer space and they need to steal bikes to build a new space ship.

Anyway, my first thought was that when I come back from the shop they have stolen my bike. But to my surprise the bike was there when I got back. I guess they were too old to steal bikes, because they were about 50-60 years old people.

In bigger cities you have to lock your bike, because there are more foreigners there and also because the big city culture is similar to elsewhere, even cities of Finland are really small compared to any other country.

[Krice]

I think these were russians again. I saw a group of six people walking in our yard. Well, it's a kind of path-looking thing going near the road, but anyway. These people followed the path to a small patch of forest which isn't part of our yard (but probably will be later). For a moment I was like what the fuck, but then I realized they must be tourists and most likely from Russia. The thing is that the yard in Finland is something we don't share with other people. It's extremely rude to walk in someone else's yard, but luckily for tourists we don't have a habit to shoot strangers like americans do. And I get it, russians are not known for their good manners.

[Krice]

I was walking with my dog and saw someone ahead walking very slowly with a bag in his hand. I was already thinking he is drunk and my suspicion was confirmed when I heard him talking russian. I think he was talking to himself or in phone. When I passed him he took somewhat angry look at me, but you know me, I can look back the same way. Russians are a simpler lifeform compared to other peoples.

[Vosvek]

Better watch out, Krice. The FSB might recruit you as a Russian troll.