I heard of a language being developed. It's called shtpst. The syntax is identical to forum posting, including emojis, image macros and so forth. It's a very advanced, next generation programming language. The team behind it is pretty eccentric. They post a lot on programming language forums about how other programming languages are bad or sometimes they're good in the same way that shtpst is planned to be (though not as good).
Of course, as a next generation programming language, you would expect a significant amount of time in development before a release. From what I understand, the developers expect a release in about a generation, roughly 20 years.
For the purposes of a programmer like Krice, someone looking to produce a next generation computer application, I think it will be worth the wait. It just makes sense for a next generation game to be written in a next generation programming language, even if it takes a generation.