Hey, swords are cooler/better than shopping bags! Because I say so, of course.
So, being bored at work, I give you for free my idea:
MallRL!
"Deep inside the mall is the legendary Trousers of Bling, an item that can be sold for more than its buying price. The ultimate bargain!"
You start outside of the mall, an endless maze of corridors and shops.
You obtain food by corner shops scattered in the compound. Avoid starvation caused by spending too much time looking at items!
You avoid getting hit by salespeople, as they can stun you and starve, die of old age or get permanently feebleminded!
Treasures are bargains, hidden within the shops deep in the complex
Stats:
- Str : how much you can carry
- Dex: how easily you can avoid shopkeepers and stumbling to other shoppers
- Con: how long can you go without snacks
- Int: how to spot the good offers
- Wis: how to quickly shrug off salesmen
- Cha: how to charm salesmen to minions who can locate, grab, and carry the offers back to you.
Bonus points for anybody who demonstrates how that's a worse concept than slaying something every 2-3 keypresses.